1.[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

2.[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

3.[x] I have choked on my own spit.

4.[ ] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5.[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6.[x] I have accidentally caught something on fire.

7.[ ] I’ve told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

8.[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

9.[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

10.[x] I’ve caught myself drooling.

11.[] I’ve accidentally caused an explosion.

12.[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can’t help but laugh.

13.[ ] I’ve turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

14.[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.

15.[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

16.[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.

17.[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18.[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

19.[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20.[x] I’ve used my fingers to do simple math.

21.[ ] I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle.

22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

23.[ ] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

24.[ ] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t.

25.[ ] I’ve done something really stupid while I was drunk.

26.[ ] I’ve ran around naked when I was drunk.

27.[ ] I’ve ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk

28.[x] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

29.[x] I accidentally break a lot of things.

30.[x] My friends know not to use big words around me.

31.[x] My friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at.

32.[x] I tilt my head to the side when I’m confused.

33.[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about.

34.[x] I’ve fallen out of my chair before.

35.[x] When I’m lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

[Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are... ]


93% stupid.....wait, why did i take this again?

36.[x] I had to use a calculator or paper to reach that answer... add 5%